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31

May

vvolare:

Liu Bolin is a Chinese artist known for taking photographs of himself, painted in order to blend in with the background.

thoki4ever:

bromance-enthusiast:

heyfunniest:

“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.

“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”
“…”
“…”
“…THE CHILDREN!”

LMFAO

thoki4ever:

bromance-enthusiast:

heyfunniest:

“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”

“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”

“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”

“I’m not your brother.”

“HOLD MY HAND.”

“Fine.

“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”

“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”

“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”

“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”

“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”

“…”

“…”

“…THE CHILDREN!

LMFAO

(Source: jillypooh)

avatarstateyipyip:

pizzaforpresident:

So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….

30

May

tigerpellets:

liquid-stars:

crowry:

leftyaoi:

nani the fuck is up with babby psiionic’s hair though



it is only a matter of time until gold bikini

if that’s not what he’s wearing i’m going to be extremely disappointed

tigerpellets:

liquid-stars:

crowry:

leftyaoi:

nani the fuck is up with babby psiionic’s hair though

it is only a matter of time until gold bikini

if that’s not what he’s wearing i’m going to be extremely disappointed

jackoffnoir:

assrancher:

pic of me rn

OH MY GIRKCIFJNG GOD

jackoffnoir:

assrancher:

pic of me rn

OH MY GIRKCIFJNG GOD

trenchcoatedvessel:

;;Oh my god. This so much. iujfgfdg;;

(Source: cindye27)

keithmorris:

i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes

Are you telling me that in order to win a man’s love, I must impale him through the ass?

hele (via vaggieblt)

Me.

aggrandizing:

We won bot lane so hard that game^^ <3

sexitity:

I bet, if I’d just look that cute, people won’t shout at me while jungling!

sexitity:

I bet, if I’d just look that cute, people won’t shout at me while jungling!