31
May
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31
May
“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.
“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”
“…”
“…”
“…THE CHILDREN!”
LMFAO
(Source: jillypooh)
So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
30
May
nani the fuck is up with babby psiionic’s hair though
it is only a matter of time until gold bikini
if that’s not what he’s wearing i’m going to be extremely disappointed
pic of me rn
OH MY GIRKCIFJNG GOD
i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes
Are you telling me that in order to win a man’s love, I must impale him through the ass?
We won bot lane so hard that game^^ <3
I bet, if I’d just look that cute, people won’t shout at me while jungling!